Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.

Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.

by browndoctor May 14, 2015

Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.

person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"

by Chewonarock March 31, 2019

snubbed nose rhino

When she puts her nose on your taint and rubs it up towards your balls.

I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!

by UnderMuffin April 21, 2018

Tomato up the Nose

A common expression used when a particular moment or event conveys a similar feeling to that of having a tomato up the nose.

Person 1: Dude my grandma just died.
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!

by MrTomatoUpTheNose December 15, 2020

Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.

Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
///38///
Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
///0///

by Carbonicci April 26, 2014

play with her nose

Someone who uses cocaine or other hard drugs through snorting

I can't mess with her, she play with her nose.

by Buffed Up Westsider September 17, 2020

Boogy Nose Johnson

A boogy nose Johnson is a person or child whose running nose has become an ongoing problem. Tissues and toilet paper must be used to evacuate the nasal passage more than seventeen times per hour.

Hey; boogy nose Johnson blow your damn nose, you’re making me want to vomit in my own underwear.

by Raquel S. March 29, 2020