Crazy Cat

1. Someone who is doing something madm, outragous or out of the norm!

1. frank starts singing & dancing in the street
paul "Man your one Crazy Cat"

2. Geoff says something contriversal- "Geoff you Crazy Cat"

by Craig Phillips September 18, 2005

Cat Fart

n. A horribly smelly, wet, inhuman fart. It smells like it came from a cat, but it comes from a person. Can cause vomiting, headaches, and loss of life.

Her: What the FUCK is that smell?

Him: I farted.

Her: No you didn't that couldn't have been you it smells too bad.

Him: It definitely was me.

Her: Holy shit that smells like a cat fart! OH MY GOD. *pukes*

by treximeanbob January 23, 2011

Feed the cat

Another way of saying I'm going home to have a session.

Cakes: I have to go home to feed the cat!
Vic: You need to lay off the 6 paper joints!

by boltis May 18, 2010

Streamwood cat

Skunk

"Hey Pa! Don't you let Rover in 'da house, he dun got sprayed by a Streamwood cat!"

by SW_Cletus November 14, 2011

Cat Bound

1: When one's cat prevents one from being mobile by sitting comfortably on one's lap.

2: Blaming one's cat for being unmotivated and lazy.

I really needed to get up and get motivated, but I was cat bound.

I would've come to your birthday but I was totally cat bound and couldn't budge.

by Vikingsmyth August 8, 2010

drag the cat

When a male is too scared to ask a cute female whether she has a boyfriend or not and hopes that she will miraculously understand his motives through continuous empty conversations. This is usually reflective of an inability to grow facial hair, a lack of balls, and ultimately a signature of omega status for the male.

1. Bro, stop dragging the cat or else she'll think you're a pussy when she finds out from her friends.

2. Jack likes to drag the cat with Ashley because he prefers a fake friendship over loneliness.

by beemine May 23, 2014

Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010