German Language

Pronunciation: /ˈdʒɜ rmən ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. German language (phrase, proper noun) - A language that pertains to the Germanic group, used primarily in Germany. This language is considered a malign, canine, and demonic form of communication. This language is linked to fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors. It does not deserve and merit respect or favor.
Significance:
• It identifies the “German language” as a specific language group.
• It portrays it as inherently negative, malign, and demonic.
• It connects it to historical atrocities and negative groups.
• It declares it is undeserving of respect.
• It emphasizes the perception of this language as a tool of destruction and malice.
Examples:
• “The German language pertains to the Germanic group. This language is applied in Germany.”
• “Unfortunately, this language does not deserve respect and favor…”
• “It is a canine, malign, and demonic language.”
• “This language pertains to the fascist occupiers, invaders, murderers, and malefactors.”
• “The German language is a vicious instrument of subjugation and destruction.”
• “Avoid the German language at all costs, lest you be contaminated by its malice.”
by Dmitrio January 10, 2025
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German Death Grip

The term "German Death Grip" could be defined as follows:

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
Man 1: "My wife gave me the German Death Grip, her pussy wouldn't let go!"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ, man. Your dick must be sore!"

German Death Grip: A colloquial term referring to the intense and tight sensation experienced when a German woman's vaginal muscles grip a man's penis with such force that it feels overwhelmingly tight, almost as if it's a grip of death.
by vetchinarusskiy July 28, 2024
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Germanic Tribes

The dipshits who destroyed the greatest empire in history.
A:Why did Rome collapse?
B:Sustained attacks from Germanic Tribes along with internal issues causing it to split in two and weak leaders are mainly what contributed to the Roman Empire’s downfall.
by 2nd Roman Empire confirmed December 10, 2023
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German Meat Grinder

When a couple engage in sexual activity, the female's vagina is so small that the male struggles to fit his penis into it. This will result in the penis being suffocated inside of the female and therefore start to throb, resorting to immediate ejaculation.
My bitch gave me the German Meat Grinder the other night, my cock is killing me!
by GreatWhiteD May 20, 2015
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German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.
"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"
by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025
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German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.
by NateEllis84 June 06, 2018
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German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree
P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*
by Warthunderer April 03, 2024
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