Muffin Punched

Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.

I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!

by Lucky_8 August 2, 2023

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 6, 2013

Drunk Muffin

A girl with a big butt that is drunk

Hey drunk muffin are you ready to go home?

by Estradak78 April 18, 2019

squiggle muffin

Everything in the world yet nothing at the same time, the ultimate word

She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin

by rockerchic2796 February 27, 2011

get muffined

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked

“your so bad at this get muffined”

by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021

Stud muffin

A guy who has the first name micky. Micky can shotgun a beer in 2.7 seconds, and bangs an average of 25 hookers a day. Micky loves to golf, and before each tee off he shotguns a Budweiser and smokes 4 cowboy killers.

Hey girls did you just see micky walk by, I really wish I was like him. Micky is such a stud muffin.

by Give me a beer in the c shop October 27, 2018