Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.
"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"
by SUBIBRO July 22, 2017
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Stud muffin

By definition, Stud muffin is Larry 🥰 Aka pookiebear
Oh wow, did you see stud muffin today?
by Buttercup 127 January 07, 2020
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Chicken Muffin

Chicken muffin is a word to use at any moment just to be weird, and is also used to break weird silences
Person 1: What did you do today?
Person 2: Chicken muffin
by Chicken muffin girl April 25, 2018
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muffin stapler

When a woman with a muffin top get her rolls glued together with Sperm.
by Element114 January 29, 2015
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Murder muffin

A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs
Eg:

Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.

Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins
by Loki_is_mine January 15, 2022
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Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.
"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."
by Whatupdoc October 07, 2014
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danish muffin

When you creampie a chick on her period and you or one of your buddies eat it out.
Jenna serves a mean danish muffin mang.
by Dankomancer May 24, 2018
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