your mom

two words often put together for when some one asks you a gay or obvious question, or just for fun you can say it after everything some one says and really piss them off. Or just to burn some one. and you need to say OH! or BURN!!!! or somthing gay like that.

gay guy: your so asian
cool guy: your moms so asian
random guy: ASIAN!!! HA!!!! ASIAN!!!!

gay guy: lets play a game
cool guy: lets play your mom
random guy: OH!!!!!

gay guy: you suck
cool guy: your mom sucks... MY BALLS!!!!!
random guy: pwn3d!!

gay guy: what do you wanna do today?
cool guy: your mom
random guy: HAHA HE BURNED YOU FOOL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!

by The Random guy April 25, 2006

Your Mom!

A joke used to be really funny. Most people get tired of it, but I don't. Some find it offensive, but it is a generic 'mom' we're talking about here.

Truth or Dare?
Dare.
I dare you to do.....YOUR MOM!!! hahahahah! (does victory dance)

by Your Mom (actually Zewt) January 31, 2004

ya moms

Ya MOMS can be an answer for any place you go. Where you at? Where you going?

Where are yall going to eat? Ya MOMS

Where are we meeting at tonight? Ya MOMS

by JWin502 November 10, 2018

Daughter-Mom

A very loving, thoughtful, accountable adult-daughter who takes on a very healthy persona of behaving like a mother to her own parents.

Daughter-Mom: Hey Mom let me know when you get home safe, I can’t fall asleep not knowing you’re ok.

Mom: Ok Mom!

by AshCatchEmAll January 22, 2021

MY MOM

She’s a witch, please call Child-Services

My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.

by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 13, 2019

mom comment

A comment made on facebook by a person's mom, usually ending the entire conversation. The mom comment tends to be funny only to the mom, embarrassing to the offspring, and scary to friends who may accidently say something they don't want parents to find out. A mom comment is a mother's way of trying to fit into the social lives of their kids, however their efforts fall short and they make a fool of themselves to the younger generation.

X: (Posts lyrics to a rap song as status)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
Friend 2: (another part of the song)
Friend 1: (another part of the song)
X: (another part of the song)
Mom: Hey I know that song!!
X: mom comment^

by Ern Dizzle January 27, 2011

Christian mom

a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.

oh God it's her anyone but her,the christian mom.

by ooga booga2 May 7, 2019