Carmel Middle School

A school in Carmel, Indiana known for the drunk-driving yet outstanding principal, the overly hyper assistant principals, the great teachers, rich brats, mary pat on the video announcements, totally awesome sports teams, and loads of drama.

Who are those idiots gossiping and wearing Uggs?

Oh, they're just 7th graders from Carmel Middle School.

by ohhaijohnnay March 1, 2009

avalon middle school

Avalon middle school is filled with preppy white people and rasicm, Everyone there is rich and if they aren’t they are judge, They don’t accept any other rase then white or Asian, The boy at Avalon middle school are hoes and what sex from everyone, and the girls are hoes and date every boy. Although their hot and pretty don’t be hurt when you find out there bitches and only want attentions

Avalon middle school is for sluts and attention seekers

by Caleb lance February 12, 2018

Patterson Mill Middle/High School

Commonly known as PMill or PMS, this high school is, with out a doubt, the most fucked up high school in the state of Maryland. This joke of a school is run by happy and cheery principal Wayne D. Thibeault who is questionably on crack. He thinks that the students are his children and the school is his home and no one would be surprised if he actually sleeps there at night. And I'm sure every student who attends there knows that creepy smile of his that make you think he's going to rape you when you're not looking. The rest of the Patterson staff is filled with child molesters, homosexuals, and a man who looks like Hitler. Patterson Mill is filled with alcoholics, pot heads, and white trash. But mostly white trash. The girls are all dirty sluts that love to send nudes, get wasted at parties, and suck the football team's dicks. The guys love to walk the halls, acting like they're black, screaming BURR like its no one's business. The football team thinks they're the shit with their cheap tattoos and their Gucci music blaring out of their mini vans. These students are great role models for the middle school youngsters right up stairs who will, in a few years, become druggies and whores just like the high school kids. This school is also pathetic in every sport, so don't be intimidated when you see that your school is playing the Huskies next week. So if you love drugs, partying, and sex, Patterson Mill is the place for you.

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by Nad Nerb February 13, 2010

Middle Grove

Commonly known as "The Grove", the place where nothing is exciting and when there's actually something exciting, its usually bad. Home to many rednecks, lots of hicks, and plenty of hunters. Although against normal stereo-typical redneck hunters, the poplulation actually takes pride in their appearance, and generally have all their teeth. Also home to the Stewart's Shop that sells the largest amount of alcohol, run by the famous manager "Hope", you might find other local celebrities there such as Dukes, Kashiss, an Older or two, maybe even a Goodson, and of course PLENTY of hot coffee. Synonymous with hell, but seems to be a bit colder. Can be seen by Googling 12850

I'm heading out to Middle Grove, heard there was some deer and I'm going to find me one. Or maybe a bitch!

by Kashiss December 13, 2010

Middletown, CA

Small ass town where everyone knows you, your family, and your business...usually a quarter or more of the town is related, also a definite hick town :)

Amazing football team :P

Person 1: "Hey you wanna go to Middletown, CA?"
Person 2: "What's that?!"
Person 1: "Small ass hick town"
Person 2: "FUCK THAT!"

by Mtown Girl :) March 19, 2011

Middle School Band

The 79th circle of hell in which all the woodwinds sound like lawnmowers or fucking vaccum cleaners and the trumpets are some how more obnoxious. On the upside you do learn how to play a shiton of good songs.

Damn that Middle School Band sucks.

by Wellimdead November 21, 2019

Middle schooler

Middle schoolers are mostly kids that just hit puberty, and start getting really raspy voices. A large majority of them are kids that think they're tough, but in reality they're just cringey jerks. Not all of them are like this, but a large majority of them are like this.

Middle schooler: dude you're no match for me. I would knock you out without lifting a finger.

High schooler: dude you're still in middle school. Stop acting like you're strong.

by I don't care if I offended you December 14, 2019