Mental Aids

When you’re in your mothers womb as a baby and the umbilical cord viciously skull fucks your ear and causes premature brain damage and permanent retardation

You’re so dumb, you have mental aids

by daddy tyler 777 January 10, 2022

mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Mentally Ill

When you’re watching High School Musical at 4:00 in the morning while crying because you’re not content with your own love life.

Dude, for one, that’s hella gay, but also you’re mentally ill.

by angry birds luvr December 1, 2021

mental jinx

When someone is thinking the same thing as you, and you jinx them for it. Regular jinxing rules apply in that the person must remain silent until you say their name.

Person 1: "That was the worst movie ever!"

Person 2: "Mental Jinx!"

by foxieroxie February 20, 2011

Truther Mentality

To attempt to reach above and beyond expectations no matter the circumstance.

0% busting, 100% chumping.

0% cappering, 100% truthing.

You need to spend each and every one of the 86400 seconds that you get per day in a way that benefits you. So don't be jerking off and eating french fries.

Person A: yo i'm a truther no capper on chump

Person B: Bro I saw you playing skyblock last night you retard, you don't got a Truther Mentality dumbass

by bakamogus wallahiburgers October 31, 2022

Mental

It indicates that you may be crazy or insane.

It can also mean that you are being called a retarded

He broke the glass cup and his mother shouted "are you mental"

by Random000001 May 16, 2022

Mental Misfire

When you basically have a brain fart cause you dibt have your shit in one bag!

I looked for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. What a mental misfire that was.

by Chaplain Frank White August 14, 2024