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Math Teacher

Easily the worst human being to exist, we all had one at some point
Math Teacher: What is 1-1

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Math Teacher: Now, add that by 163,203 and times it by 399.90
OH MY GOD!!!
by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME March 19, 2024
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math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.
Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!
by Zappi November 17, 2016
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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
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python math

When math ain't mathing right
python math = print(f"{255:c}") = ÿ
python math = print(f"{1<10}!") = True!
python math = print(f"{f"{{}}"}") = {}
by fabseboy October 10, 2025
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brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.
« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »
by miseryboy August 8, 2024
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Permanent math

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022
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