colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008

Mikey lock

Mikey Lock is an almost god like being situated in the depths of Doncaster.He’s gorgeous,talented and above all a absolute Chad.When women first lays there eyes on Mikey there eyes glow in awe as there minds cannot fathum what they are currently looking at.

Mikey Lock is there OMG he’s so handsome and attractive OMG

by LordMJL November 22, 2021

Lock

while running, to select a runner in front of you and run them down in the hopes of passing them.

try to lock on to number 16

by liv26 August 8, 2016

Lock down bro

Simple explanation to questions asked since the COVID-19 out break

Q: Why are you still in bed?
A: Lock down bro

Q: Why you not calling me anymore?

A: Lock down bro (also acceptable when responding to your girlfriend)

Q: You still on your Xbox?
A: Lock down bro

by Boux April 26, 2020

safety lock

Ability used by Rohan Kishibe from Jojo's Bizarre adventure. It stops any enemy from attacking him. This is made possible by his stand,Heaven's door.
Haven's door turns someone in a book so you can read about them and write commands

You will not attack me! Safety lock!

by 1SS December 7, 2020

This lock polshit

Ancient negative somalian frase.

Guy1: look at this funny harambe meme.

Guy2: this lock polshit

by Harambememesrfun December 11, 2016

Lock in

To enter a state of heightened concentration and commitment, deliberately excluding all distractions, in order to fully dedicate oneself to a specific task or objective. This involves a focused allocation of mental and, if applicable, physical resources, aiming to optimize performance and achieve set goals.

“That girl over there said you’re hot. Lock in bro.” “I told my friend to lock in and he’s hasn’t left his computer in 3 days.”
“Locked in machine operating at maximum efficiency. (I went to the gym today)”

by balbad February 6, 2024