When your friend Jacob takes too long to process things being said. The loading period lasts usually around from 1 minute to 87 business days
by Jacob Loading process... October 21, 2022
Get the Loading...mug. by Mikey031693 April 5, 2016
Get the PEE PEE LOADmug. When you are facing a mirror during sex and your partner is directly behind you, so you can't see them in the mirror, you only feel them inside you.
by Sack of Hammers July 15, 2025
Get the Vampire Loadmug. Words added to a headline by a writer in a desperate attempt to lessen its incongruency with his or her political agenda
Mike (reading) DeSantis signs anti-vax mandate into law even as some supporters grumble.
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
Jen: I'm so sick of The Load these days.
Mike: The Load?
Jen: Yeah. The shit that journalists add to the headline like "even as some supporters grumble". There are no grumbling supporters. It's just shit that journalists add to headlines because the story doesn't fit their sad little socialist agenda.
Mike: Fox News does the same fucking thing!
Jen: So that makes it all okay?
Mike: Uh... No. So I guess you're right this time.
Jen: Now THAT is a fucking headline!
by geekmalone November 18, 2021
Get the The Loadmug. The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.
Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.
by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024
Get the Nebraskan Bloated Loadmug. Cannabis industry slang for a product known as "PhosphoLoad".
Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.
P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
Phosphoload is a "nutrient" made using a chemical called paclobutrazol, its usage causes buds/nugs to be unusually heavy and dense.
P Load is banned in plants meant for human consumption and is known to cause cancer.
"Dont smoke that shit, that dude is growing with P Load"
"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
"All those nugs on Instagram are definitely grown using P Load"
by Joemamaniss November 3, 2021
Get the P Loadmug. The sound you hear while watching your neighbor enjoy time outside with their children and dog as jealousy builds up inside you.
by Exertus January 31, 2021
Get the Load Barkingmug.