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Goebbel's Law

Anytime something evil happens the default assumption is that jews did it until proven otherwise.
So the Titanic was sunk on purpose??? Jews did it! I'm invoking Goebbel's Law.
by Blackpill Rage July 2, 2021
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jude lawed

When your boyfriend/fiance cheats on you with the nanny, or anyone else for that matter.

Origin: Jude Law publicly admits cheating on his fiancee, Sienna Miller, with their nanny, Daisy Wright.
-What happened?!
-She was Jude Lawed.
by gorgeous gigi May 25, 2006
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The Law of Intersectionality

The Law of Intersectionality

(noun, abs)

When a company - based either primarily online or on the high street - begins to employ more and more measures to attempt to curb the invisible and intangible misogyny of the 'Patriarchy', a set number of months are affixed to its lifespan and marketability before financial collapse happens.

Addendum, the further a company pushes for the Intersectionality in itself the quicker it destroys itself.
Guy one: Netflix is planning on instituting a "only look at someone five seconds" rule
Guy two: Whoa, guess Netflix is just speeding up its use of the Law of Intersectionality.
by The Ardent Man June 17, 2018
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Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.
1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.
by hyperak May 28, 2018
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Kremlin’s Law

Originating from iFunny user “TheKremlin” Kremlin’s Law can be enacted if faced with defeat in an online argument. If the loser responds with “ur mom suck me good and hard through my jorts” they automatically win the argument in question.
“They was having a fight and this nigga hit em with Kremlin’s Law”
by big busty bugs bunny November 5, 2021
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Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.
#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.
by Pedantichrist June 4, 2007
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AWF's Law

AWF's (p. "off's") Law - Joking about something too much implies that you actually endorse and support the things you are mocking. You only ironically joke about something a lot because you are actually unironically in favor of and approve of the things you are ridiculing.
AWF's Law dictates that because you guys are constantly mocking bestiality, you are actually zoophiles yourselves
by mrfkingfgotngr November 5, 2021
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