Sexual lobotomy

When you have so much sex, or such amazing sex, that you're dead to the world.

as in "I just gave my girlfriend a sexual lobotomy"

Or "I dont think I'm gonna make it over I feel like I've had a sexual lobotomy."

by Mikeymike10159 July 18, 2015

hold your lobsters

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

by mia420 December 25, 2008

hobby lobby

a place were sexual intercourse is taken place, oral is welcome

come to the hobby lobby today

by Debbie, Brian, Heath, and Tiff February 19, 2004

Irish lobster

When a girl peirces her vigina directly in the middle and has 2 male partners place the penis in each side of the piercing and both ejaculate at the same time and if the girl gets pregnant, the male who is the father loses.

My baby boy Billy was born form Irish Lobster as a teen

by obese4lyfe June 26, 2008

lobsterhole

A dangerous hazard in the Porter Meadow at University of California, Santa Cruz. It should be minded at all costs. Heed the warning. Mind the Lobsterhole.

Watch out, Kip! Mind the Lobsterhole!

by Dennis keen December 1, 2006

Lobe

Verb- The act of striking one's ear lobe when they have done or said something dumb and or stupid

Noun- One who gets lobed on a regular basis; Adrian Bueno

Its like the "Neck"... except better and less gay

LOBE YURR SELF!

by brosslobee1721 November 1, 2010

Lobster Dinner Special

The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.

Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)

by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014