The absolute perfect guy. Once you meet him, you'll never want to look at anyone ever again. His curly, brown hair, combined with his lightning-strike eyes, you'll be hypnotized by his beauty. He's the kind of guy girls want to be with and guys want to be. He is a sweet, generous, and comical person, whom's personality is unforgettable. He will become an ally in your life, and never give up on you. He sees the good in things. Aside from his kind gestures and friendly welcomes, he is full of testosterone and will invite you into bed quickly upon meeting. One important thing about sex with a Johnny is that it isn't like most sex, it's better. Johnny has the body of an angel. He has a rock-hard six pack or abs, along with mighty strong triceps and biceps. Seeing Johnny shirtless will immediately make you levitate to his bedroom. Johnny also has great seductive skills. He'll graze you with his veiny hands, and undress you while whispering lovey dovey things in your ear. Once the clothes come off, you'll never want to leave his bed. His long, eight-inch dick will make you moan for hours. He is also a great kisser, touching your body while smooching. Johnny's go best with Monica's. If you're a Monica reading this, you are quite lucky.
by JOYBetty777 July 23, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. 
Johnnie (noun): A well-meaning yet oblivious individual who possesses the uncanny ability to leave bath towels in a crumpled heap on the floor as if the towel rack were a forbidden artifact. Johnnies are often characterized by their insistence that “they were going to hang it up later” and their talent for denying all evidence of damp chaos. Known to strike fear into laundry baskets everywhere, a Johnnie can also be found opening every cabinet and leaving them ajar, like a reverse poltergeist.
Person #1
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
Where do you want me to hang my towel
Person #2
Just Johnnie it into the washing basket.
We don’t re-use towels here.
by JohnniesTowels February 28, 2025
Get the Johnniemug. who dosnt love johnny? he’s extremely hot, funny, popular and has the most beautiful eyes. he has my heart
Me: have you seen johnny today?
Friend: yea i saw him this morning! he was talking about you earlier with his friends
Friend: yea i saw him this morning! he was talking about you earlier with his friends
by yourmom5012 April 17, 2022
Get the johnnymug. A complete and utter cheat of a being. Johnny boy used to pet the top of your head and stare into the window of your souls. But now he stomped onto your soul and shock you awake with nightmares of him pinning you down with sickening smiles. He ruined the year. He ruined your life. And you see him everywhere, everyday.
by mood rings November 13, 2022
Get the Johnny boymug. by clever parrot named carrot November 22, 2021
Get the Johnnymug. Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
by BumbButt November 11, 2022
Get the johnny gainsmug.