julie campbell

Lies about small things instead of just being honest, beautiful person inside and out though. Fabulous lover, scared of being loved.

Julie Campbell rocks but should be more honest of how she feels

by Paul weir October 28, 2013

dry july

Another month relating to masturbation, but in this month, no form of lubrication can be used

You thought Destroy Dick December was rough? Wait until Dry July!

by Jacaranda1027 v2 January 7, 2018

July 3rd

If you were born on July 3rd, You're a little furry who hails America and is very GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: Hey it's July 3rd, My birthday!!
Other Guy: Oh that explains so much bruh
Guy: What
Other Guy: Yeah :3

by MatrixIsBad November 8, 2022

9 July

This day is the anniversary of Robyn’s Birth!

(Person 1): “Hey, did you hear?! It’s Robyn’s Birthday!!”

(Person 2): “Oh wow, It’s already the 9 July already??”

by luciferxxrobyn June 30, 2021

July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

July 24

National slap your sister day.

national slap your sister day is July 24 where you slap your sister every time they are being annoying

by Shawxx July 24, 2021

Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021