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Italian Heart-Attack 

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
Italian Heart-Attack by Tyris9 April 9, 2021
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italian crustache 

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache
italian crustache by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

italian buttfuck 

Italian buttfuck is when you put a bowl of spaghetti in the woman's genitals
Her: You wanna do some italian buttfucking?
Him: Yea sure!

italian bet 

a bet you never fullfill
an unkept promise
She lost the bet, but when I asked to settle the score, I only heard excuses. it must been an italian bet.
italian bet by c4tman June 25, 2021

italian chili dog 

when you go from penile penetration from the anus to the mouth.
italian chili dog by RankKat July 8, 2021

italian chili dog 

When you go from penile penetration to the mouth.
italian chili dog by RankKat July 8, 2021
A true fuckboy who loves bitches, usually hot as fuck.
Yo, that Italian is pretty hot. *blushes*
italian by italoian B) July 12, 2021