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Internet Shit 

When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.
democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

internet profit 

The moral gain one receives from trolling a thread or status.
That guy is a douchebag, but he sure brings in some serious internet profit.
internet profit by CSRT4U June 11, 2013

internet insomnia 

Staying up late on the computer of smart phone making it pointless to sleep, impossible even.
Bob: Why are you up so late?
Jason: Internet insomnia.
internet insomnia by babyhuey121794 September 23, 2013

internetocracy 

Political or governmental control dictated via [internet] communication.
If [social media] influence popular [culture], then we must be living in an internetocracy.
internetocracy by LAlawMedMBA November 22, 2013

Internet handjob 

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.
I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.

Internet Pulp 

Cheaply produced Internet content created solely for financial gain. Heavy with SEO terms, the writing is usually salacious, purposely withholding crucial information so as to generate controversy, and causing the subject matter to appear unresolved. Typically, Internet Pulp appears on webpages with an excessive amount of advertising.
I guess there is money to be had as a content creator, if you know how to write Internet Pulp.
Internet Pulp by The Homeless Guy September 22, 2014

internet trinity´s 

the internet trinity´s are divided into two:
cabopo:is the mixture of:cats,boobs,and porn/or the good side of the internet.
letugo:is the mixture of :lemonparty,tubegirl,goatse/or the really fucked up part of the internet.
this strong internet religion think´s that with you watch all JB songs as a sacrifice,you can destroy letugo and make the internet good again,into other force against the good comes back.
I need to stop the force of letugo so the good internet trinity´s can rise
do you believe in the internet trinity.