Wake up next to the love of your life cuddle have some effortless sex nothing to bizarre get up make coffee. Kids wake up come through sit on the bed you talk start your day.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd April 25, 2020
Get the Morning glorymug. Having my French morning cleanse
by Funghoul246 May 7, 2025
Get the French Morning Cleansemug. When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
by ShadowKiller147 December 31, 2018
Get the Morning Traffic Jammug. Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
Get the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug. Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning
First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning
First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning
First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)
by GogglesPower May 31, 2018
Get the Good morning and God blessmug. When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.
Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!
Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !
Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !
Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?
by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018
Get the Good morning and God blessmug. by The real one December 21, 2014
Get the morning afternoonishmug.