A man who refuses to take his woman to dinner or buy her expensive gifts--being alone is better than being pussy-whipped.
I watched him move to the cheap end of the jewelry counter, as his girl lingered over the rings with the big rocks. This ham-sandwich man wasn't blowing his bankroll on a silly token of love.
by Jake Beideck September 22, 2006
Get the ham-sandwich manmug. Check out that soccer manager. No, not the short blond one, im talking about that huge one! Notice how when he sits on the bleachers it sags in the middle. That kids a total ham sandwich, know what I mean?
by Steve Pennington October 31, 2007
Get the ham sandwichmug. An Internet holiday consisting of gaming, hanging out, and ham/brownie consumption in great quantities.
Currently unrecognized by most news outlets and governments, Ham and Brownie Day will surely become a fixture of calendars in the near future.
Ham and Brownie Day occurs on August 12th of every year. As the day approaches, observers of this holiday often stock up on ham products and brownies in anticipation of the amazing parties sure to ensue.
When the day finally arrives, participants are encouraged to eat their fill of ham and brownies, then do whatever the heck they want from then on. Play video games, sleep, read a book, watch TV, whatever. Ham and Brownie Day is mostly about the celebration of all things ham-ish and brownie-like, as well as centered on having a good time. It's a feel-good holiday that anyone can take part in!
Currently unrecognized by most news outlets and governments, Ham and Brownie Day will surely become a fixture of calendars in the near future.
Ham and Brownie Day occurs on August 12th of every year. As the day approaches, observers of this holiday often stock up on ham products and brownies in anticipation of the amazing parties sure to ensue.
When the day finally arrives, participants are encouraged to eat their fill of ham and brownies, then do whatever the heck they want from then on. Play video games, sleep, read a book, watch TV, whatever. Ham and Brownie Day is mostly about the celebration of all things ham-ish and brownie-like, as well as centered on having a good time. It's a feel-good holiday that anyone can take part in!
by Admiral Titus July 8, 2010
Get the Ham and Brownies Daymug. 1. Adam "Yo brah what are you sayin this weekend?"
Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."
2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"
Max "Im always down for a HJ"
Carl "Not too much probably just the usual Ham n Jam."
2. Sarah "Hey you down for a Ham n Jam?"
Max "Im always down for a HJ"
by asdkaidland May 21, 2010
Get the Ham n Jammug. by greeneggsnham01 August 6, 2011
Get the finna go hammug. by CoachBen April 2, 2009
Get the Strange Bucket of Hammug. Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.
by bstppldrmr September 27, 2011
Get the Hot Honey Hammug.