a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.
Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.
Joe: yea I know.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.
Joe: yea I know.
by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers
Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?
I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. PERSON 1: hey broski, i wanna join the history comp club
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN
PERSON 2: OMLLLL U SHOULD BRO, THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUB IS SO MUCH FUN
by History Comp Club Lover August 21, 2025
Get the THE HISTORY COMPETITION CLUBmug. P1: Frankie is such a tool. When he dies he's going to the wastebin of history.
P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.
P2: That's not true man, he's okay.
P1: You're going there too then.
by anonymousperson489 November 15, 2017
Get the wastebin of historymug. Something that doesn't need to be torn down or replaced. As long as people are (mis)led to believe that out with the old, in with the new is really in their best interest and not in the financial interest of some developer from another town or state, they will keep falling in line with the agenda of these folks and never taking a stand against their agenda. It's a good way to lose any history that people came to love about a place, in favor of building a new order and a new agenda of peole that don't really give a fuck about them or anything but dollar signs.
History isn't removed or replaced by something new, it's really an attempt by some people or groups to show that somebody new is in charge here now.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Historymug. When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.
Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023
Get the Post-Cock Recidivist Historymug.