goon jockey

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies

He's a goon jockey that bloke.

by Tomthecoffeeboy May 23, 2025

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 10, 2024

Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.

Not your average goon, a goblin goon

by JackCheeze April 22, 2025

fishing goon

Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.

Hey look dad its that crazy old fishing goon, back at it again fishing the drainage sewer.

by Fishing goon September 14, 2020

goon kidney

The goon kidney is the small organ that bulges out of your side during the peak of a gooning sesh.

Dude, what's that under your shirt? Eww, is that your goon kidney? Are you gooning right now??

by deezest March 27, 2024

Quadchin Goons

Old Pensioner with 4 chins and a muffin top

That old Quadchin Goons can use her chins as a scarf

by VileGay September 23, 2023

goon-show

A shower in which a male goons, then uses his semen to cleanse himself instead of soap

My boy decided to take a goon-show after school, choosing to not get on the game

by SkibidiWolvegoon420 January 14, 2025