Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day I want a message right now. Boyfriend: Alright
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
Get the National Message your girlfriend daymug. Boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs
Boyfriend it's November 18 baby
Girlfriend why did you sent me your abs
Boyfriend it's November 18 baby
November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs day boyfriend sents girlfriend his abs
Girlfriend shook tank me later :')
Girlfriend shook tank me later :')
by Hehehee :) November 18, 2020
Get the November 18 Sent your girlfriend your abs daymug. by doyoungf February 16, 2021
Get the doyoung’s girlfriendmug. Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Taxmug. “Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”
by User196396399263 March 23, 2022
Get the Girlfriendmug. October 10th
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.
If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020
Get the National Girlfriend’s choice daymug. Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.
'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.
by jay gee May 21, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Islandmug.