crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.

From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."

by Дecca September 27, 2023

Fridge goblin

Yep, definitely a fridge goblin—a mysterious, snack-stealing, half-eaten-food-leaving creature that lurks in the shadows of your kitchen. It thrives on confusion and mild inconvenience, making sure your favorite treats are either mysteriously missing or returned in the most cursed way possible.

Step one: Set a trap.
Step two: Confront the goblin (or guilty roommate/sibling).
Step three: Demand justice.

Or just start writing your name on everything in the freezer like a survival tactic.

The fridge goblin ate half of my Creamsicle and put it back in the box with no wrapper.

by I'm 100% your mom March 12, 2025

Galley goblin

A flight attendant that is territorial over their galley to the point of not sharing food or beverage stock with other flight attendants.

Coined by a FA named JLove in 2023.

The aft flight attendant was a galley goblin that didn’t let me get my first class snack basket or any of my restock, and people like her should be put on nothing but CRJ 200 trips if they hate working with others so much.

by jeisennenk May 17, 2023

ugc goblin

ugc goblin

A roblox player that pretty much grinds UGC like a goblin and when they join a server with free UGC, first words can be:
"where code" "its my birthday plz code", and "drop code noww".

Example:
skibidi eliotah: where code plzzz
random rizzler: plz code
hte owner: ?mute 11483748232 30d you asked for it
that og user: lollll ugc goblin HAHAHAHAHA

by XiX_Guernsey_GG December 5, 2023

Goblin Drill

When three or more dudes, all of whom are under 5 feet in height, run a train on your mom.

Last night I saw the most wild goblin drill I have ever seen in my existence.

by rdmontgomery04 March 17, 2024

ski goblin

someone who creeps in the backround of pictures

when someone is unintentionally or intentionally looking at the camera in the backround of a picture

wow, that's really a nice picture, except for the ski goblin, why is he in the picture

by chested-batman123 April 28, 2011

hoe goblin

a incredibly short person who eats all of the worlds hoes and saves none for the rest of us losers

ur mama is the biggest hoe goblin in the town

by trlyhis July 16, 2023