Sawblades made of glass

Sawblades made of glass are products which are typically expensive but they have been cheapened, generally by lowering the quality of materials and labor.
"Sears used to sell some really fine power tools, but now the just sell Sawblades made of glass"
George regretted buying the suit, it was an absolute sawblade made of glass.
by Dethencarnate December 01, 2024
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noodle glass

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.
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Glass Jar

And old person’s way of saying Testicles
One little hit in your glass jar and you’ll be rolling all over the floor.
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swamp glass

noun. When a glass containing a beverage, typical alcohol, beer or other subtance, experiences an extreme amount of condensation due to temperature imbalances between the ambient air and beverage.

synonyms: glass sweats.
Dude, I think i have some serious swamp glass.
by dlpopp May 19, 2011
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Glass Smelter

White girls who date arab guys. Because glass is made out of burning sand. Derivative of coal burner.
"Karen is a dating Mohammed. She's a pro glass smelter."
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glass vagina

Something so delicate and fragile it is always broken or injured
Dude , Jimmy Garrapolo is injured again, he such a glass vagina
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Looking Glass Land

1. The place where you are expected to believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast. According to the White Queen, it takes practice.
2. An alternative reality.
3. A safe space where people can stop clutching their pearls.
Alice entered Looking Glass Land through a mirror over the fireplace. There, she met the White Queen.
"I can't believe that!" said Alice.
"Can't you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long breath, and shut your eyes."
Alice laughed. "There's no use trying," she said: "one can't believe impossible things."
"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen.

Looking Glass Land operates on alt-facts; only dedicated conspiracy theorists live there.
Widespread in-person voter fraud happens only in Looking Glass Land.
Alex Jones dispatches "news" from Looking Glass Land.
Watching Tucker Carlson is like visiting Looking Glass Land.
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