Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Taxmug. M: Hey babe
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!
by LxzyDxmon January 14, 2022
Get the National Girlfriend daymug. by Me bois March 22, 2021
Get the Girlfriendmug. by Bootyeater1000 December 31, 2022
Get the Girlfriendmug. by Trent11 July 12, 2021
Get the Perfect girlfriendmug. Overbearing girlfriend. The type of girlfriend that is always following you and needing you to call her even when your family has emergencies. The type of girl who gives you a boost in confidence but shows you what red flags to see in other partners
Velcro Girlfriend: What do you mean your mom had a heart attack? You were supposed to call me while I slept!
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
Boyfriend: I’m sorry babe we can’t be stuck to each other like velcro constantly.
by Barbelfellos July 30, 2025
Get the Velcro girlfriendmug. by Girlfriend_Boyfriends October 27, 2021
Get the Kiss girlfriend daymug.