HAHAHA! WHAT!? I don't think that's how that works but OK. Kind of. I mean, what did the guy who did the shooting actually say was the reason he did it? Because it's probably just that (to the extent he has the capacity to articulate his grievance)
Hym "Nope. YOU failed. You tried to tell me that I failed and YOU failed, shit-head. Like, the national guard BEING THERE... Was supposed to prevent that. They were supposed to scare crazy-evil people into not doing crime and/or actively prevent the crime from happening as it's happening... And then look what happened. Not only did they NOT DO THAT EVEN A LITTLE BIT... But also they were the VICTIMS OF THE CRIME. That's like ME getting murdered in a mass shooting. I mean... It's like they are trying to 'manifest' things. Right? It also seems like the approval rating goes up or down at my behest. So that's neat. I say down! Shut it all down! No more approval for shit-heads! And yes Alex. I do exist. I'm like a real guy. I got a little baby dick and everything. I live in an apartment. And I am existing so fucking hard right now you would not believe. A lot harder then those fucking national guardsman, that's for sure. Because, uh, they do not do that anymore... Umm... Right. Sorry for your loss, by the way. Whoever thought having the national guard fucking stand around out there was a good idea... Does the national guard not have a plan for that? Like... The American military... doesn't have a plan... For what to do... If a guy with a gun... Tries to shoot them while the are standing around? What?"
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1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
Get the clutch fail mug.When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
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