Fuck a frog day!

On April 12th, who ever poses as a frog, you get to penetrate them in the ass for as long as you want!

hey its April 12th, Fuck a frog day!

by Fuckfrogsday April 12, 2022

Frog

Someone who is bad at keeping commitments or bad at hanging out cause they hop out at the last second

I would invite Jerry but he’s such of frog

by ProbablyNotaFrog July 28, 2021

Trap Frog

To be the best trapper in the city/pond. To Trap drugs as a reptilian God.

Damn, that frog straight trappin, he must be a Trap Frog.

by Northfolk457 July 10, 2021

frog smash

An act of sex involving a dead frog a glass table and surgical tubing

I frog smash that girl so hard last night

by Frog smash 69 September 5, 2017

Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!

by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024

Anus Frogs

When you create something fake to check if someone's trying to be a yes man to get in your pants

Person 1: what's your opinion on anus frogs?

Person 2: love em!

Person 1: Ah ha! They're not real, bitch!

Person 2: ;-;

by Honkhonkgoose April 11, 2021

big-spending frog

Someone who spends countless amounts of money, yet never seems to run short of it. These people make loan sharks not even bother attempting to trick them into a miserable life of debt.

"How much spending money have you got, Ted?"

"$10 million!"

"And I thought people call you a big-spending frog because you're a rich fat guy."

by P.W. Wills November 7, 2011