Mongolian ESports Finalist

Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers

-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch

-Match commentators (optional)

Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)

Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”

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