The Feminist King

literally me

I AM THE FEMINIST KING
"ARE YA CUCKIN ME, YA BETTER NOT TURN ME INTO A CUCK YA HEAR"

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024

Kneejerk Feminist

Someone who complains about lack of female representation immediately upon such a thought crossing their mind, often without an argument (let alone a logical and meritocratically-backed one) for, and sometimes even without examples of, women that should be included.

"Congratulations to Mark, Aidan, Zachary and Flynn of our university's programming team who won the gold medal at the national hackathon!"
Kneejerk feminist on social media: "wHy nO wOmEn?!?!?1?"
Everyone in the replies: "Do u want us to have lost or what. No woman even came close to making the team. Highest female scorer on the team selection test couldn't even manage half the points of the worst man on the team lmao"
Kneejerk feminist: "IMPOSSIBLE!! Selection test RIGGED!!!!1!"

by AL1QU0T October 10, 2024

Male Feminist Pig

A man who has engaged in womanizing, philandering, or exploiting power imbalances in personal relationships with women, yet genuinely advocates for women's rights, champions feminist causes, or highlights the challenges women face in society. The term nods to "male chauvinist pig," juxtaposing problematic personal behavior with authentic public advocacy for gender equality.

Despite his history of questionable relationships, the professor was a male feminist pig, tirelessly advocating for equal pay and amplifying women's voices in academia.

by Raquel de la Roche July 16, 2025

Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy

Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy is an idiom referring in a negative way to supposedly useless or absurd college or university courses and often generally to refer to a perceived decline in educational standards.

The mandatory course "Ancient Roman Feminist Menstrual Dance therapy" was just another useless program forced on students by the progressive academics desperate to prop up their failing careers.

by sleepyAspey July 31, 2019

Injustice Collector Feminist

"Injustice Collector" Feminists see Injustice in absolutely everything about daily life---from the random architecture of buildings to the universal office temperature settings of Air-conditioning to "how overt masculinity dominates Australia's relationship with water."

Hence why Feminists constantly project their "Injustice Collection" onto anyone who disagrees with their Dogma or why Feminists accuse non-Feminist Women of internalized misogyny or "Pick Me," by projecting their own internal "Injustice Collector."

"Men were never interested in dating Jessica because of her raging " Injustice Collector Feminist" Ideology and her unbalanced opinions."

by anonymous May 18, 2021

U-Haul Feminist

A strong, independent woman who can do everything herself, until it is time to rent a U-Haul (or move furniture, shovel snow, make repairs, or any other type of demanding physical labor)

Friend 1: She really is doing it all on her own and invited me over for the party. But she also asked me to come early to shovel my driveway so people could park there.

Friend 2: Fucking, U-Haul feminists

by Hank Panther May 31, 2023

the Turkish Feminist

A sexy Turkish man with an undying love for woman. He was sent out of the country for stealing feminine hygine products. He strives to become the best turkish feminist.

Did you see the new statement from The Turkish feminist
Yeah it was so hot im going to cum

by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024