by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021
Get the Evans middle schoolmug. A guy with the greatest meme taste and a deep taste in music. He is a wanna-be funny guy on the outside and a great romantic on the inside. He will love his significant other with everything he has, and will reject any thirsty thots that appear on his path to get to his destiny. His lover. If you find an Evan you might be like “eh” at first but give it a shot and see what happens.
by ew_crablegs December 14, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.
Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020
Get the Evansmug. Though sometimesEvan seems self centered, he is! He takes pride in the little things his family and work. He is very passionate about what he adores but...his high self esteem get in his way. Did I mention he has a weak spot for women he can’t have? Anyways Keep Your Evan close to you
by Mis///casssteneda April 19, 2021
Get the Evanmug. a tall guy with a hot deep voice.
by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018
Get the evan gramcrackermug.