Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass
Person a: omg look at Evan over there
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
by Lenlen June 11, 2023
Get the Evanmug. Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.
by Never here October 2, 2021
Get the Izzy Evansmug. the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.
by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021
Get the Evanmug. The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
Get the Evanmug. by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024
Get the Jake Evan’s Musicianmug. Evan is a cute boy with a great sense of humor, although not too many people notice it and neither does he. Evans are usually tall, skinny and have a good fashion sense. He's romantic, cute, funny, trustworthy, and always helps out people in need (like his friends and family). They mostly make friends with girls with strange names or different culture and some of them only hang with boys. Nobody notices his cuteness and nobody notices his flaws, which he doesn't have any because he's super hot.
Samantha: hey Megan did you see Evan today omg
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
Megan: yeah...what about him
Samantha: he's SOOOOO cute isn't he
Megan: I...ugh...i don't know I guess he's a little bit cute *blushes*
Evan: heyyyyyyy what are you guys talking about
Samantha: *blushes* n-nothing
by Samantha<3Evan(°~°)√` June 21, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Bald asian monke who makes all the girls love his mini P.E.K.K.A and has a frighteningly strong resemblance to a spear goblin
by M0nke March 19, 2024
Get the Evan The Bombermug.