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Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.
After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.
by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020
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Blue Doge

A very good boi. Who just happens to be Blue.
Wow Blue doge is a very good shiba!
by uwudsadddy March 4, 2021
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Doige doiged doiger dogé dodge dodgeball Dodgers dogecoin [dodge ram] doged

National Dogecoin day

The National day of Dogecoin is the ------, the time that DOGE hit for the first time the 1.00$ mark. This day should be memorised and celebrated as the first Milestone of this crypto currency.
Sam: "Did you heard that today is the National Dogecoin day?"
Paul: "Yes, isnt that Poggers?"
by DistressedBrain April 16, 2021
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Dingleberry digeridoo

A sexual act where the lead partner (male) inverts the other sex partner and commences with parting the other person's ass cheeks before blowing raspberries into the asshole while the recipient of said raspberries cups the other person's ballsack while giving him a handjob and participating in a mongolian throat singing session.
"hey girl, you got a clean asshole so I can give ya a Dingleberry Digeridoo?"
by Jojolongwood April 24, 2021
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Whimsical Digestion

Those painful moments where a character has to reflect on just how wonderous the movie they're in is.
Jesse Aarons gave a face of whimsical digestion.
by Red-D May 24, 2021
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My Digemon Evolved

A saying for when something is very sick/cool
“This food is so flipping good my Digemon Evolved
by Drankmankrank May 27, 2021
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chocolate digestive

The best biscuit to ever exist on this planet. A nice biscuit with a sweet, even layer of chocolate on one face. If you don’t like chocolate digestives I will hunt you down <3
“Dude, those chocolate digestives were peng!”
I know right, how could anyone not like chocolate digestives?”
by Onesexymf September 26, 2021
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