when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022
Get the landonese diseasemug. Riley disease, when you are obsessed with a person named Riley to the point you become so obsessed it isn't healthy anymore
by Riley disease August 4, 2022
Get the Riley diseasemug. An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.
1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.
2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.
by NashDiggity February 8, 2012
Get the Paddle Diseasemug. Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover after getting absolutely destroyed off bud lite.
“Yeah I was in wildwood with my fam slamming bud lites last night and I just woke up with the WORST case of shins disease”
by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019
Get the Shins diseasemug. by ALonelySprinkle February 9, 2022
Get the Diseasemug. When someone or a large group of people cut their hair very short unexpectedly, usually used to describe a random wave of boys all getting the same haircut.
“Dude, mink disease is spreading like wildfire!”
“I know right, I can’t believe so many people are getting mink”
“I know right, I can’t believe so many people are getting mink”
by Indonesian Sauce Website May 14, 2024
Get the Mink Diseasemug. by bochetina November 1, 2022
Get the Steve-o diseasemug.