dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....

my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......

by serial-kisser October 1, 2011

Dick Minich

Someone who is usually calm when sober, but after a few drink transforms into a total douche

After Joe threw back 7 or 8 captain and cokes he turned into a real Dick Minich

by Nicholi Minicholi May 23, 2010

Ox Dick

The impressively sized softie (flaccid penis) that one achieves after using opiates. In the locker room will make other males feel inadequate, and in the bedroom will make your girl excited and happy.

"After taking that handful of vics, I've got some serious ox dick. The things thicker than my wrist!"

by oxcox December 17, 2011

legion of dicks

Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion

Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"

by ck308 April 26, 2017

dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.

Dick Stubig was angry last night.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016