daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.

I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.

by xDrewB April 20, 2018

pre hondo depression

Pre-hondo depression is the sadness you feel before taking a massive shit.

Hondoer: *cries* this hondo is making me feel so bad-
probably my pre hondo depression kicking up *intense sobbing*

by bigstinkmilf October 27, 2021

Type 15 Depression

When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.

Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."

Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."

by patonhill January 9, 2021

purple rain depression

The feeling of being high and depressed at the same time

Hi my name is quan and I have purple rain depression. I just popped two and I want to kill my self.

by Dirty_Dawg December 15, 2016

Post Kimcert Depression

The feeling you have once you leave a Kim Dracula concert often one of sadness, longing, and depression.

Leaving the concert has given me post kimcert depression.

I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023

traumatic brain depression

tbd
reliving those images in ur head
it’s not a phase depression is real

traumatic brain depression keeps me up

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

Bi-partisan depression

Realizing that both majority parties in the United States are equally corrupt and probably don't have individual needs in their immediate interest, causing a lengthy depressive state, much like post-partum depression.

After watching several news broadcasts, I was clinically diagnosed with a severe case of bi-partisan depression.

by guava c January 25, 2018