thick nigga booty demon

used to describe keo

keo such a thick nigga booty demon

by unknownthelost July 23, 2021

A Demonic Attack

Spiritual attacked. Slang, gossip, flattery, lies, slander, slaughter, murder.

The father of lies who is a murder from the beginning just did a demonic attack.

by Identity and Agency June 21, 2025

Semen Demon

See also: Russian Daddy.

Look out that semen demon is right behind you!

by R. Yan February 15, 2023

G1 Demon

Someone who only has their G1 license, has yet to complete their G2

“can James drive us there this weekend?”
nah he’s a G1 Demon he can’t drive without his parents in the car

by awfulhyune September 5, 2023

lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022

demon

entity incapable of defying it's legal owner prior to 2019.

Their offspring are legal citizens of Mauritania and incapable of being owned by any legal or traditional agreement.

My demons saved me from permanent death.

by Permanent Death January 1, 2022

Sleep Paralysis Demon

A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.

If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.

Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."

by Frip88 July 26, 2025