Dylan

If you happen to know a Dylan, consider yourself extremely lucky. They’re kind, sweet, and probably the best person you’ll ever get to know. They always do their best to make others happy but sometimes forget about their own wellbeing. So make sure to give them a big hug whenever you can to show just how much they’re appreciated.

Person 1: Hey have you met Dylan?

Person 2: I have! They’re so sweet!

by anonymous November 27, 2023

Dylan

A french nerd who has no life and is a huge simp and is gay

That man is a dylan

by Roberto Edurardo Jr. The fourt December 1, 2023

Dylan

French nerd, plays video games, simps for chun-li

That mans a dylan

by Roberto Edurardo Jr. The fourt December 1, 2023

Dylan

Literally the worlds fattest man alive, puts obese whales to shame (and Lizzo). Has a gf but knows hes gay inside due to his tendancies of rimming on the weekend

Josh: You see that Dylan guy
Oli: How can't I hes so fat

by glsdnkSEGOHI December 6, 2024

Dylan

Dylan is a 4 dimentional being that created god with his huge sweaty skin flaps. He goes into girls changing rooms and wears the skin of his victims :)))))
Dylan in his sexual from can can make any girl so wet that they cause another great flood.

Person 1: Ugh... I wish that a girl could like me, im so lonely....
Person 2: Just ask dylan, he can do anything!
*1 week later*
Person 1: Yo dude i spoke to dylan and now every woman in the land is CREAMING over me!
Person 2: What did I say!
Both: Dylan is so sigma ohio fanum tax!!111!!!!11!!!1

by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024

Dylan

Dylan is a horney, lazy, man child who enjoys underage girls and blowing bubbles made out of his bosses dick cheese.

How did Dylan get Cory’s dick cheese?

by Hehdissi February 6, 2024

Dylan

Really smelly guy who always stinks up the room. His stench is so bad it kills plants near him. Dylan is the type of guy to nut on his shirt and leave it on there.

Girl: PHEWW did you smell Dylan today? What the heck hes smelly! I prefer his friend Saleh.. much hotter and actually smells nice.. hes also into skibidi toilet.. what a sigma

by itqxve February 13, 2024