check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

by Dewster April 7, 2007

Cracker Jacker

People that only date white people (Reverse Snowbunny)

Janice is such a cracker jacker.

by Ally-x December 9, 2017

slovakian cracker

when you scratch your guy's ass while you're giving him a blowjob

I was going down on my boyfriend when he said his ass itched so I gave him a Slovakian Cracker.

by blowjobgirl January 29, 2009

Penis Cracker

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Cracker Jacker

A black guy that watches white porn in the ghetto.

TJ is a cracker jacker beatin' off to those Tight White Girl movies.

by Can't Get Over White Hoes June 22, 2009

burnt cracker

A white person who acts black.

Eminem is one crazy burnt cracker

by jeb the hick February 9, 2005

"Jewish crackers!"

This phrasology is used to describe a situation in which a person is either eating a Maneschwitz cracker or is in a situation where they have forgotten something.

Erin showed up to class one day, but exclaimed "Jewish crackers!" when told to hand in an assignment that she has forgotten.

by natalienouveau August 8, 2006