COVID-19 - I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
by Furhrr September 14, 2021
Get the COVID-19 mug.Covid Pace is the safe and smart approach to dating, courting and discovering someone you met on a dating app. It slows the process down, like it or not. So, slow your roll! The hope is that time invested will pay dividends when masks, costs, shoes, Sox and unmentionables go flying.
Dude 1: are you getting anywhere with the woman from Match?
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!
Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!
Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !
by Guy on the Bridge of course! February 20, 2021
Get the Covid Pace mug.When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
Get the COVIDance mug.A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.
by Mr.Hamster January 17, 2021
Get the The Covid Test mug.When conspiracists or hoaxers claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of aliens, ghosts, or spirits, which means that someone is safer in the presence of these dark or evil forces.
A number of diehard QAnonists refused to wear any masks at Halloween parties because of their pseudoscientific Covid-👽 beliefs.
by Covido November 1, 2020
Get the Covid-👽 mug.A person who lacks any awareness of germs whatsoever. They go to work sick, wipe their nose on the back of their hand, blow their nose on their clothing, just run there hands under cool water (instead of using soap) after using the toilet, and have never washed their Covid mask.
Look at that Covid Charlie grabs his face mask, from under his pile of McDonald’s bags on the floor of his car, to go into the grocery store.
Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.
Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.
by YubNub83 November 14, 2020
Get the Covid Charlie mug.Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?
The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?
The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA
by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020
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