A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch March 12, 2012
by cinnamnrolls June 22, 2021
Someone with 2 sides.she loves eating sandwiches and she is a engineer.Can time travel and easily pull up all nighters.Is someone that most people can like and love
by Galaxy.x October 26, 2022
"Hey dude, u better not forget to cookie cull, or else u'll be in trouble if ur mom finds out what u've been up to on the internet!"
by K-Camisado September 26, 2011
The literal best thing ever.
yo you ever see those cookies with the icing at walmart, yeah theyre called lofthouse cookies, they are so good.
When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth
by Bro. Haley's is lit January 13, 2021
The new hilarious way to kill your kids. It is amusing to watch! You can laugh while they suffocate. HAHAHAH
not ment to be cruel
not ment to be cruel
by FuzzMelon May 18, 2016