Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

contempt of court

What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.

Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.

by Neubigmac February 3, 2017

Cocteau Twins

Cocteau twins is an old band that sings dream pop and ethereal, they usually produce Weird music with very atmospheric moods into them, the singer, Elizabeth Fraser has a very creepy voice and beautiful, just weird.
usually cocteau twins listeners listen to them when they're high or tipsy and stuff..

OMG i feel high what are you listening to ? O_-

im listening to cocteau twins, i feel dizzy...

by salvadorrudy July 9, 2011

chontelle

State of complete alcohol intoxication of a young female, which combined with a sexually orientated mind set, results in a general slaggy demeanor.

I was so chontelle'd last night.

That chontelle is preggers again

by Rhodesian ridgeback February 7, 2010

50 Center

Relating to 50 Cent Party. Internet commentators hired by the government of the People's Republic of China (both local and central) or the Communist Party to post comments favorable towards party policies in an attempt to shape and sway public opinion on various Internet message boards (getting approx. 0.5 yuan per post, hence the term).

That comment was obviously wrote by a 50 Center.

by myrna_minkoff November 8, 2012

canteen punk

A device consisting of several sharp spikes for temporary holding of a variety of vegetables before preparation for cooking.

Grab another spud off the canteen punk will ya?

by EH? June 20, 2004

context

(v) combo of words conversation and text(SMS TXT MSGING)i.e. to have a conversation via sms

context you later gurl!

by jantheman July 26, 2007