Hans Christian

Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints
by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019
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Christian Moron

The counterpart to a Atheist Loser. Someone so ridiculously dumb that they take everything written in the Holy Bible as indisputable, irrefutable and literal truth, regardless that most Christians regard the bible to be a work that is inherently flawed due to it's origin at the hands of mortal men. Often characterised by a inherent lack of liberal tendencies, a mind stuck firmly in the early 1950's, a veering towards severe right-wing controversy and the innability to accept that in some ways science explains things in a much better way than the bible.
"Jeff, your unbelievable stupid and unstudied views on how 'science is inferior to religeon' don't make you edgy or cool in the eyes of other people: They just make you a Christian Moron
by Abetterworld September 04, 2018
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Christian Joshua

A guy who would treat u better than anyone other guy. He's a keeper and you shouldn't let go of him
Christian Joshua is a loyal and loving person!!!
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closet christians

Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.
"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)
by Myles McOmp March 28, 2004
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Christian Hernandez

A small kid who likes boys, but doesnt like being called gay so he dates girls that look like men and he has a small penis and zero intelligence
Person 1,”You are such a Christian Hernandez”
Person 2,”no u
by Bigpapi2458 November 20, 2018
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Christian Fahey

an emo boy that goes to high school that; is full of himself when he has got nothing to show off; laughs at his own jokes that aren't even funny; and hides his homosexuality by dating more than a few girls.

Synonym: fagboy
Who is that douche over there?

I dont know, but he is totally a Christian Fahey!
by /.\./.\./.\./.\./.\./.\./.\ January 10, 2011
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e-Christian

A self-professed Christian, or one who defends Christians or Christianity from criticism, whose Internet presence (as part of a discussion forum, website author, etc.) manifests in at least one (but usually more) of the following ways:

1)ignorance of fundamental scientific concepts
2)inability to form and/or comprehend logically valid arguments
3)inability to understand the importance of logically valid arguments in general
4)quoting the Bible for the purpose of proving something to an audience that clearly does not consider it authoritative
5)an unconquerable sense of Christian superiority
6)mindlessly parroting the worst and most widely used Christian apologists' arguments
7)inability or stubborn unwillingness to see things from the perspective of a non-Christian
"After arguing with all these e-Christians, I'm not surprised that people stereotype Christians as being stupid and uneducated."
by Jo'Mamma May 04, 2008
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