The act of spending five or more hours in a cafe and buying only one menu item in order to use the free wifi, escape the elements and check out other cafe-goers.
Waiter: I hate cafe campers! They just take up space and never order anything more than one chai latte.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
Patron: Cafe Bluebird. Pretty standard coffee, but a fabulous place to go cafe camping.
by foxinsox130 November 23, 2013

by SevenTwentie July 3, 2023

by Reach71 March 9, 2016

Unfortunately I have had the misfortune of encountering more than my share of camp-bells and they are all the same.
Fat, ugly, toothless, middle aged, bossy, ignorant bullies who regulate and call the shots in the homeless community of homeless campers where their low life ass reins.
Knot-scot: doesn't Lori remind you of mama from the movie "throw mama from the train"?
Deadlee: you mean "Lori camp-bell"? Ha! Now that you mention it she totally reminds me of that character.
Fat, ugly, toothless, middle aged, bossy, ignorant bullies who regulate and call the shots in the homeless community of homeless campers where their low life ass reins.
Knot-scot: doesn't Lori remind you of mama from the movie "throw mama from the train"?
Deadlee: you mean "Lori camp-bell"? Ha! Now that you mention it she totally reminds me of that character.
by Octilted October 30, 2021

by yasssssssification November 22, 2021

This is the best place in the world everybody wants to be here no matter what jake says there are really cool people there like Charlie, Spencer, and Brett
by SpitFire8x October 5, 2021
