Caveat Creeptor.

Used to pre-emptively make a question or comment non-creepy.

Joey: "Caveat Creeptor.": If you're still feeling sick I can come around and give you some medicine"

Sarah: "Yeh come around, you're not creepy at all".

by Le J October 29, 2011

Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.

"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"

by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

caisey-mai

An awesome girl who is super sassy and awesome! If you see Caisey-Mai don't be shy, introduce yourself because she is the most epic person eveeeeer! She likes purple things and penguins! <(^-^)>

Archie: hey Caisey-Mai you're awesome

Caisey: i know right? I'm super cool

by ArchieHarris November 30, 2013

caine head

somebody that is obsessed with taking/consuming the drug cocaine

'got soo high last night man !'

'jesus turning into a caine head it seems'

by useful tender December 16, 2013

Cave Dragger

term given to someone who enlightens you to a new school of thought and influences your thinking for life, leaving your old perception of the world shattered. Derived from the allegory of the cave. Originally coined by Tiana Camacho.

Structuralism gave way to functionalism thanks to cave draggers such as John Dewey and Mary Calkins.

by DerekB9Aura November 14, 2014

Carversation

A conversation between two people in cars next to each other, usually about the amount of traffic. If aggressive or relating to a disagreement it's called a Cargument

I had a carversation with a hot girl today. I tried to hit on her but when she found out it quickly turned into a cargument.

by TheOneAndOnlyKobra9 July 12, 2014