Cough On My Clit

To be used in replacement of common profanities, such as “Damn”, “Dammit”, “Fuck”, “Shit”, etc.

“Cough on my clit I forgot to buy ketchup for the family cookout”
“Cough on my clit Judy we needed those budget sheets done yesterday!”

by DaddyWaldo November 8, 2025

clit

crazy + lit

"how did u like zootopia 2?"

"oh my god it was so clit"

by hugefreakingshlock November 30, 2025

Vibe Clitting

Hanging out and and enjoying your own company. Metaphorically playing with your pussy.

Friend 1: What are you up to?
Friend 2: Oh you know im just vibe clitting right now
Friend 1: Oh word wanna hang out

by PookiePeaches December 21, 2025

Clit Flaps

Proceed with Caution

The aftermath of being plouded by larger than life dick, also known as a whore or a banged out bitch cum dumpster that now has flaps that hang down and can flap like wings on a bird or a sea type creature like a manaray.

Have you seen Amber Lately? She has them clit flaps from being railed by all them big ol dicks she loves so much!

by PhatbuttLoux December 28, 2025

Clits

Like clumsy but in your head

Chris your such a clits

by AlizaQueenBITCH June 25, 2021

clit

The most sensitive part of a woman. If you rub, lick or suck it, she’ll have the best time of her life during sex. When i touch my clit, i just want somebody to put their dick in me and make me moan my head off. God, i’m horny now.

Jessica wanted Tom to play with her clit, but he was 2 inches away from it

by fingerme July 6, 2021