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Normal Driver 1: "So as I was saying, yesterday I didn't need to flex nuts because a real gangsta ass knows they got 'em... The Fuck? I'm in the middle lane and this Bull is clogging my ass with their ego."
Normal Driver 2: " Haha! They are so hilariously annoying. Hey, let's brake check this one. Or better yet slow down real slow they that they won't notice and drive around you pouting like a little bitch. Keh keh keh kek!"
Bulls: " Deeeeeeerp derp derp derpy DUUUrrP!"
Normal Driver 2: " Haha! They are so hilariously annoying. Hey, let's brake check this one. Or better yet slow down real slow they that they won't notice and drive around you pouting like a little bitch. Keh keh keh kek!"
Bulls: " Deeeeeeerp derp derp derpy DUUUrrP!"
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Get the bull fuck mug.When you are at the barber, getting a fresh cut, and you feel the buzzer slip and shave your hair too far back.
Person 1-What happend to your hair dude?
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bull Dozer because I didn't tip him last time.
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