Asian Shit Biscuit

an extremely ugly asian person with a beard

That guy from Karate Kid is a real Asian Shit Biscuit

by Pa$tah Troy July 8, 2006

Biscuit Memorial Hour

The hour(18:00-19:00 GMT 20th November) in which we take the time to remember all the biscuits that have been lost over these countless years.

Whether they were dunked too far and were lost to the deepest depths of the beverage, or if the biscuit was cruelly dismembered, it's crumbs floating on the surface.

"I hear by declare that 18:00-19:00 GMT every 20th November is officially Biscuit Memorial Hour" -The Queen Of England

"Oh I do just LOVE to celebrate Biscuit Memorial Hour, don't you?" -Adhesive salesman.

"What? You don't celebrate this glorious hour?! For shame, for shame.." -My Underpants

by MunnaMunna April 1, 2009

biscuitbeater

winner in the game of jizzbiscuit, or the first person to jizz on the biscuit, mostly likely a gay man

your so gay dude, your the biscuitbeater!

by tommytwotoke November 14, 2010

BISCUIT CAN

A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.

Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!

by jasonmaples1 January 4, 2012

biscuitery

a place where biscuits are manufactured.

They work in a biscuitery.

by uttam maharjan October 23, 2012

biscuit taco

A taco constructed by cupping one's penis with their balls in a taco fashion.

When she came into the room I was going to show her my fruit bowl, but I opted for a biscuit taco instead.

by beenjamin' May 11, 2015

Biscuit Lifter

Work shy layabout / couch potato who's biggest exercise is eating biscuits

What does he do - he's a biscuit lifter

by En70 November 28, 2015