A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.
Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!
Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?
Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.
Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?
Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.
by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009
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Another name for the annoying Ex that refuses to sign important papers i. e. divorce papers. Even after being given a year to do so.
Any self absorbed asshole who had you once, lost you, and attempted to c ~ block every guy away from you until he gets his way. With over exaggerated stories and BS.
Some one that watches (stalks) you from his computer and does not talk to you in public. i.e. See chicken shit!
Any self absorbed asshole who had you once, lost you, and attempted to c ~ block every guy away from you until he gets his way. With over exaggerated stories and BS.
Some one that watches (stalks) you from his computer and does not talk to you in public. i.e. See chicken shit!
by Antik~jtheory@fk0ffdotnet December 27, 2009
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"i'm tired of being the bastard" followed by smashing of jack daniels bottle.
"oh i'm not allowed on your table huh? oh well i might just try and BREAK IT!" while jumping on a table.
*crying profusely* followed by pants falling down.
*being a 95% homosexual*
"oh i'm not allowed on your table huh? oh well i might just try and BREAK IT!" while jumping on a table.
*crying profusely* followed by pants falling down.
*being a 95% homosexual*
by stuart prince November 27, 2011
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yo i hate him he was acting so bastardyish
by woahwtf May 17, 2007
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