donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.

Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.

by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017

Nee Naw Siren Blasting Bitches

Polices.

"Let's go, the nee naw siren blasting bitches are here!"

by Adarthus October 19, 2021

Blast

Space between your balls and ass

Carl/Karl says I like to lick tour blast.

by Hispan1 July 29, 2020

ki blast

hand job

hey john do you want a ki blast

by bigjillshagscats October 9, 2021

Power Blasted

When a man shoots his cum so intensely into a woman’s eye it blinds her.

Girl 1: Girl why you lookin at me like that

Girl 2: My mans came in my eye last night, I cant see!!

Girl 1: Girl you got Power Blasted!!

by Bunderwall April 15, 2022

A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022