Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus

My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!

by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022

rhetorical asshole

When someone specifically asks rhetorical questions to incite an argument.

Kyle is a rhetorical asshole.

by sweetazz June 27, 2017

firecrotch asshole

When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch

Man that dude Declan is a real firecrotch asshole

by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016

asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes

Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer

by asshole whispered December 24, 2017

donkey asshole

something to rape

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole

by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022

crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

by angryelephant March 5, 2019

senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015